Skinny puppy speed dating
Have you ever read something so bad, so hideously offensive, so inappropriate that you almost want to give it a slow clap just for sheer chutzpah?
You’d think it would be hard to offend all fat women, thin women and every man who’s not a douchebag and yet Jim Hogue’s recent article for The Richest, “15 Thoughts Every Guy Has When Dating a Bigger Woman,” manages to do exactly that! In an attempt to be brutally honest, Hogue lays out all the reasons why a man (who presumably is not fat) would ever date a lady of size.
These beautiful dogs look like coated Greyhounds, and they are also in the sighthound group.
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“They can cook.” So, fat girls live in the kitchen and love nothing more than cooking comfort food for their man?
It’s true but while Hogue seems baffled by this fact, I’d take it a step further: People are attracted to all kinds of body types, and this is not something weird or surprising. Fat or thin, it’s not an honor to give you a boner, Hogue. “They are easy to talk to.” Skinny ladies just don’t listen and fat ladies having nothing better to do with their time than be an open receptacle for your pie hole. Where’s Meghan Trainor to write a song when I need one? “They are a built-in workout buddy.” This one may sound positive at first but don’t worry, Hogue isn’t telling you to value a woman who likes to exercise. “There is less pressure on how you look.” Fat ladies have let themselves go, so dudes don’t have to worry about being in shape for them, Hogue helpfully explains. “Jealousy is a thing of the past.” Oh yes, he went there. Easy to love and easy to train, this breed would make an excellent addition to an active family.Don’t let the size fool you, the Jack Russell Terrier was recorded at a speed of 38MPH.(And also fat girls don’t like salads.) But hey, what’s good for the goose is good for the gander, right? But it is true,” he writes, proving that he clearly does not get it and it does more than “sound” bad.Oh except most guys don’t worry about calories anyhow because society doesn’t fat shame men on nearly the same level it does women. “It is good for their confidence.” Hogue wrote this tripe: “A lot of guys are just hanging with plus-sized women because they don’t think they can do better and are slumming, and just waiting for the time to be right so they can make their move [on skinnier, hotter women].” 11. Oh yes you have because it’s the oldest stereotype in the book! “They tend to be eager to please.” Fat women don’t have a lot offers, see, so they’ll do anything you want them to because they’re desperate, according to Hogue. But hey, by that logic fat men should also be eager to please!